GLOW-UP-YOUR DIGITAL PRESENCE SO IT BUH-BUH-BOUNCE
PER SITE OR IT'S FREE.
FREE WITH ANY SITE
IS ALL YOU PAY
FIRST COME, FIRST SERVE
A short story: My folks had an electric stove growing up that glowed red hot. One day when I was toddler, my mom saw me look at it.
"Don't touch it. It's hot, and will hurt you" she said.
I looked at the stove, then at her, then I slapped my hand down on it like it was f***ing whack-a-mole.
So when I was told this doesn't already exist because "you can't do that" and, if you did, it would cost $10,000.00...
"Bullshit!" I thought. "I'll do it for WAY less!" So, I researched pricing...
...and it turns out, for this quality, and level of work, you need to hire upscale, boujee, boutique web devs. Mid-range? $8,000.00-$10,000.00. My goal was to offer 90% savings, or: $1,000.00. Guess what AI said?
I explained my plan to all the flagship AI models. All of them told me it was "a bad idea"
and I should be prepared to "give 10 websites away for free".
"Well, shit", I thought. "Looks like I've got some robots to prove wrong."
"Watch n'learn, mf'ers!", I said to the robots. and timed myself.
43min. Suck it, robots!
That should have been enough. But then, the toddler who slapped a stove wihin me said "...and I'm giving 'em 30 custom hi-res logos of anything they want. For FREE". They advised me, again, that this plan is "not advisable and is "significantly under fair market value".
Know what I said? F*CK IT, Now it's $495.00.
Keep talking. Punk-ass robots. And that brings us to today!
First 10 people: JUST $495
Once I'm fully booked, prices revert to $799
Bonus: Logos, Headshots, Icons-- Your choie! FREE!
The fastest web development process you'll ever experience
The deal is: Website in an hour, or it's free. No asterisk. No bullshit.
Here's how it works: First, you fill out a service request, by clicking the link at the bottom of this page. I'll contact you to schedule your hour. This will actually be about 1.5 hours, as the first 30 min will be signing the contract, you sending me the assets I need (like your logos, pictures, etc), although I can usually scrape most of it ahead of time.
We'll both sign a contract on a video call. My screen will be shared. Once you sign, and make the payment of $495.00, and I confirm receipt of your funds, live, on that video call, I will then start a countdown timer of 60 minutes on my screenshare.
If it hits "00:00:00" and I haven't clicked "send" on an email addressed to you with the new website (with an index.html file attached), then I immediately refund you the same way it was paid.
If I deliver, as promised, and click the "send" button on the email, with your site attached. BEFORE it reaches 00:00:00, I keep the $495.00. That's it. No asterisks. No bullshit.
Click "REQUEST SERVICE" at the bottom of this page. That'll goto a Google Forms for you to fill out. Be thorough, please! I'll contact you back ASAP.
We'll schedule a video call. On that call, we both sign the contract, you give me stuff you want in the site (your logo, for instance), and you pay $495.00.
Once I confirm receipt of payment on that call, live, with you, I put up a 01h:00m:00s timer on my screenshare, and BUILD! You can watch! Or don't! Whatever!
BEFORE the timer hits 00h:00m:00s I will click "send" on the email with your website code attached as a stand-alone index.html file. OR IT'S F*CKING FREE.
I don't care what stack we use - pick your poison or let me recommend
HTML5
CSS3
JavaScript
Tailwind
React
Next.js
If you want your freebies to be training a model, fair warning: If you want an image model, or voice clone... these are unmoderated, and can generate ANYTHING, and should be used responsibly.
Specify that you want AI headshots instead of logos/banners/whatever you can think of, and I'll go over that w/you during our call! It's super easy! Examples in the gallery (floating bottom left corner of the page!)
Again, you can see examples in the bottom left corner, as far as icons, logos, and even ridiculous shit like when this guy told me "a gut w/chainsaw carving my logo out of ice while skydiving w/a dragon", he said. ".... K."
Peep the gallery portfolio in the bottom left corner, just hit the plus sign! That's a full color design. I can do B&W only, 2 colors, 3 colors, circular, square-- Whatever you need! SVG Cut graphics for your cricut/vinyl cutter! Whatever!
Custom models. Could be of anything. You. Your friend. Your dog. Products. Your car. I can do voice clones, text-to-image, text-to-video, I mean... possibilities are legit endless! You own everything out-right!
Call me at (252) 524-2423 or 2525-AI-CHAD